Archive for July, 2009

French Kissed N Grilli’ed

Posted in Detroit Tigers with tags , , , on July 29, 2009 by bigoranged

I knew it, we should of kept Jason Grilli. He dominated us last night.  Or is his domination of us just a sign we completely suck as a team?  I report, you decide.

These Detroit Tigers got french kissed in the mouth by a starter with bad breath last night. Time to send Luke French down to class A ball again. Maybe he can be the shoulder for Dontrelle Willis to cry on?

Send Armando To The Showers

Posted in Detroit Lions, Fire 'Em, Hollers with tags , , , on July 28, 2009 by bigoranged

Curtis Granderson continued to ride his one way ticket to the Hall Of Fame for our Detroit Tigers last night with is lead off home run.  The rest  of the team, needs to be sent to the showers.

Brand Inge is the prototypical one half wonder who’s knees make him another injured philly that needs to be put down.  Armando is trash once again.  Reminds me much of Gary Knotts.  He’ll have a nice string of wins then totally blow the rest of the year.

The season is clearly over.  These bums can only torture us for two more months.

Baseball Team Or Nursing Home?

Posted in Detroit Tigers, Fire 'Em, Hollers with tags , , , , on July 27, 2009 by bigoranged

Are the Detroit Tigers a baseball team or a nursing home?  Between Magglio Ordonez, Carlos Guillen, Dontrelle Willis and Joel Zumaya, I’m starting to wonder.

Maybe this team should cancel batting practice in favor of evening sessions of bingo and arts n crafts time?

It’s time to clean house and get rid of the old injured horses.  The longer we hold on to them, the longer we’ll lose their value and fail to regroup as a team.

Green Jello and bingo time is nice, but that’s for the nursing home, not the dugout.

Magglio In The Line Up

Posted in Detroit Tigers, Fire 'Em with tags , , on July 27, 2009 by bigoranged

The Detroit Tigers need to write two pink slips RIGHT NOW. One for Leyland and one for Magglio Ordonez. He’s in the line up tonight?  Are you kidding me???

The season is over folks. Trade the franchise and start rebuilding for next year. It’s clear Leyland doesn’t want to win.

Fire Pocello Send Him Down

Posted in Detroit Tigers, Fire 'Em, Hollers with tags on July 26, 2009 by bigoranged

Dave Dombrowski needs to be released from this organization. Our Detroit Tigers lost today 5-1 to the Chicago White Sox.  What ever idiot thought Porcello was ready for the majors is fulla of garbage.
There are no roots or hire ’em calls for today’s game. These bums couldn’t hit or pitch.  Release the whole squad and start rebuilding for next year.  Fire Inge, fire Cabrera, get a new bullpen and release Porcello. This team is crap.

Rodney Fingers

Posted in Detroit Tigers, Hollers, Roots with tags on July 25, 2009 by bigoranged

Great job by our all star calibre reliever Fernando Rodney tonight.  He came in, got the win and defeated those shmucks.

Our Detroit Tigers continue to dominate everything they face this year. Our line-up full of heroes and all stars came out tonight and dominated once again. Good job boys. Keep it up.  Those bats are unstoppable this year.

V-riffic

Posted in Detroit Tigers, Roots with tags on July 24, 2009 by bigoranged

My man Verlander dominated again tonight. Nine innings of shut out ball against a team that sucks more than a vaccuum salesman convention.  If anyone deserves the MVP this year it’s gotta be Verlander.  He’s unhittable and on track for at least 30 wins if he keeps this up. Denny Mclain eat your heart out

My root award has to go to Verlander and my holler for this game goes to our line up…How can these bums only score two runs against Conteras?  It’s easier to hit Conteras than a beach ball super glued to a tee on a non windy day.